LAURA’S RECIPE FOR BEAUTY

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Laura Mazzeo goes through the 20 easy steps of making oneself look drab to fab

DON’T EAT THIS- IT IS A JOKE ONLY

Step 1: Setting Up

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Choose a setting of ample light and space. Then get out all you’re favorite beauty products and cooking supplies.

Step 2: Foundation

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The most important part of a beauty recipe is its foundation…. literally. Scrape your desired skin toned foundation into a large bowl. You will need 2 cups of this so you may need to buy several foundation packs. ( I tend to use about 15 )

Step 3: “Milk”

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You’re going to need a creamer for the recipe, I tend to use vaseline lotion.

Step 4: Flavor

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I have some great secrets on how to add flavor to a recipe.. This is one of them. Any shade of lipstick will do just make sure it has a great scent like watermelon or bubble gum.

Step 5: Eggs

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Then of course add three eggs

Step 6: Mix

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mix well until all the lumps are gone

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Don’t be afraid to taste your batter. It should taste delicious already. Plus the raw eggs are a great source of protein

Step 8: Baking Dish

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Choose an oven safe pan or baking dish. Make sure you grease it well. Your own deodorant should work just fine.

Step 9: Pour

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Step 10: Bake

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Bake your cake on HIGH for about 20 minutes, or until golden brown

Step 11: Fixing a Cake

If your cake breaks or gets cracked when taking it out of the baking dish, just use some Dove Extra Hold hair spray to get it nice and firm again.

Step 12: Icing

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Step 13: Icing 2

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Spread icing evenly

Step 14: Enjoy

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Your ready to eat! This recipe is potent so the effects should take hold after the first bite

Step 15: And Viola!

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You should be looking at the new and improved you. Keep eating until you get the exact look you want.
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Do not over eat! Taking in more than 2 servings ( a serving being 10 bites each) could lead to an irreversibly bad look

Step 17: WARNING!

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