Laura Mazzeo goes through the 20 easy steps of making oneself look drab to fab
DON’T EAT THIS- IT IS A JOKE ONLY
Step 1: Setting Up
Choose a setting of ample light and space. Then get out all you’re favorite beauty products and cooking supplies.
Step 2: Foundation
The most important part of a beauty recipe is its foundation…. literally. Scrape your desired skin toned foundation into a large bowl. You will need 2 cups of this so you may need to buy several foundation packs. ( I tend to use about 15 )
Step 3: “Milk”
You’re going to need a creamer for the recipe, I tend to use vaseline lotion.
Step 4: Flavor
I have some great secrets on how to add flavor to a recipe.. This is one of them. Any shade of lipstick will do just make sure it has a great scent like watermelon or bubble gum.
Step 5: Eggs
Then of course add three eggs
Step 6: Mix
mix well until all the lumps are gone
Don’t be afraid to taste your batter. It should taste delicious already. Plus the raw eggs are a great source of protein
Step 8: Baking Dish
Choose an oven safe pan or baking dish. Make sure you grease it well. Your own deodorant should work just fine.
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Step 9: Pour
Step 10: Bake
Bake your cake on HIGH for about 20 minutes, or until golden brown
Step 11: Fixing a Cake
Step 12: Icing
Step 13: Icing 2
Spread icing evenly
Step 14: Enjoy
Your ready to eat! This recipe is potent so the effects should take hold after the first bite